- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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