- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

guess what? bannanas

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??