How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops