- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

123 f*ck off

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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