- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Women.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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