- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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