- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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