People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why are white people white? I don't know

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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