The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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I asked her where you were.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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