how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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I asked her where you were.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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