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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

i am a dino. RAWR.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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