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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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