why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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