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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

i am a dino. RAWR.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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