- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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