Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Anti Joke

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