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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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