Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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knock knock? come in

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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my penis

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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