- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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