- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Allah walked into AK Bar

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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