whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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