What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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