- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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