- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Golf.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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