why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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pull my finger (farts)

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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