Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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