a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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I'm homeless.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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