How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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