Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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your life

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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civil rights

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Anti Joke

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