Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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batman farted so hes retarded

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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