- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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