In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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