- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

i saw amango it splootered

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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