What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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