- Anti Joke

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

These Jokes suck.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Neither did she.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont