WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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