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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

a black man pays his child support

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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