Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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