- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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