Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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