- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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