What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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