- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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