- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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