knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

race-car = rac-ecar

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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