- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

My cat just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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