So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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