- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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