"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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how much fish could a chicken

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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