- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's better than a stick? A stone

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Want to hear a joke? No.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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