Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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