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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

The american education system.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A hill billy went fishing

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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