A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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