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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why do fat people commit suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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