- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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