A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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These Jokes suck.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Neither did she.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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