What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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