- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

if you don't like this you're gay

Women.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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