- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Jesus Christ

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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