- Anti Joke

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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