- Anti Joke

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter