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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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