23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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