What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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