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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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