Wanna hear a joke? no

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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