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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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