- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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