- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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