- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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