Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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