Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...