Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Gustavo Andrade

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Lil Wayne

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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