- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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