- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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