A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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A whole 'nother.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

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