What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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