What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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