- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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