- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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