- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

I have a really funny joke.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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