what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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