A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Dumb

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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