- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

I am a mime

Jordan is pregant

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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