- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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