- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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