A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Guess what? I like trains.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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you will like this because i am black.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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