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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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