- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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