Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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